Now just 44.8MiB!
This is our modern Web site. It's only 44.8MiB and takes just 8 minutes to load with the average connection speed!
Watch our video! Your Web browser doesn't support the HTML5 video element?
That's your problem, not ours.
No "modern" Web site is completed without meaningless icons!
Beautiful, flat design.
Isn't it great?
Thanks to our proprietary file compression technology our Web site takes up just 47,071,232 bytes!
Our site is flexible and responsive... whatever that means...
By M. L.
A parody of "modern" sites.